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by David Staffell

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jan 27 - Jan 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jan 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

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It’s all fun and games until someone gets their windpipe crushed by an unseen hand.

And so, in conclusion, we would just like to put everyone’s fears to rest by reassuring both you and the Emperor that there is absolutely no way someone would be able to take advantage of what has been referred to as “The Exhaust Port Problem”.

Now, moving on to the new designs for the all-terrain armored transport vehicles you requested, we in R&D feel that we have finally come upon we… snicker… think you’ll really like. Introducing a new transport for a new Empire!

Ha! You see? You see what we did here? With the symbols and the things and the design? Pretty clever, huh? It’s just that you’re so SERIOUS all the time, Lord V, and we all thought, “Let’s give the old man a chuckle!” ‘S funny, right? I tell you we had some of the Moff shooting blue milk out of their noses with this one.

What’s that thing you’re doing with your hand? The pinchy thi…

Wear this shirt: during “Celebrate The Empire (Or We’ll Destroy Your Planet)” Day.

Don’t wear this shirt: around any surviving members of Dack Ralter’s family.

This shirt tells the world: ”@Rebellion I’M IN YR BASE, KILLIN YR SHIELD GENERATORZ

We call this color: The Asphalt Strikes Back

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Tank Tops

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Pullover Hoodies

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
59m 21.000s
First Sucker:
kgvect
Last Wooter to Woot:
Bobster7368

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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