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Autobiography

by Dan Rule

$19.00 + free shipping
Lemon
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 25 - Jul 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

A-well-a don’t you know about the picture of the bird?

Well, everybody knows it’s worth a thousand words

When folks say “birdbrain,” usually they mean not very smart
But birds can carry messages, and birds are good at art
It shouldn’t be surprising to find out they have art skills
‘Cause birds can grow their own super high quality art quills
And then, clutching their pens tight in their little birdy beaks
They sketch away, proficient in, like, all the sketch techniques
The nuthatch is a cross-hatcher, exactly like you’d think
The stipple-throated antwren mostly stipples with its ink
But all of them are artists, crows and finches, owls and cranes
‘Cause they’ve all mastered drawing on the bird-side of their brains

Wear this shirt: while tweeting from art class.

Don’t wear this shirt: on spaghetti night, unless you’re a much neater eater than we.

This shirt tells the world: “Papa ooh ma-mow-mow, papa ooh mow ma-mow,” repeatedly

We call this color: Lemon Yellow Bird

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 31.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 46% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Autobiography by Dan Rule
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.