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Awkward Silence

by Anthony Carpenter

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 23 - Jun 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

On the plus side, they tend not to worry my pet

Mime, mime, mime—once bitten, twice shy, babe

I swear I’ll never date another mime, and this time I mean it. Sure, it always starts out cool. They’re creative, and fun, and they’re not always blathering on about football or something.

But then it gets old, and fast. It’s like—hey Marcel, the waitress isn’t going to accept the imaginary money you oh-so-convincingly counted out, so I guess I’ll pay for dinner again. Ugh, it just gets stifling, and I end up feeling like I’m the one who’s trapped in a glass box.

Plus, in the… uh, lovemaking department? I always feel like mime guys are just going through the motions, you know what I mean?

Wear this shirt: as a funny conversation-stopper during gabby blind dates.

Don’t wear this shirt: while taking a shortcut across the middle of a bullfighting arena to your seat.

This shirt tells the world: “…”

We call this color: A Rather Loud Red, Ironically

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
47m 15.000s
First Sucker:
mtn3pitt
Last Wooter to Woot:
wootkristie

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Awkward Silence by Anthony Carpenter
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.