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Bad News Bear

by Hillary White (aka wytrab8) and Daniel Arzola (aka goliath72)

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 16 - Dec 17
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This is why I don’t watch the news.

Tonight’s headlines: death, destruction, war, disaster, and suffering. Oh, and sports.

“Good evening, I’m Hugh G. Bear with tonight’s news. Our top story tonight: bear police are still searching for a group of rogue humans they say are responsible for firing shotguns into the air and chasing off several bears who were enjoying some trash from a dumpster. Officials warn that further incursions with humans may increase. We spoke with Ursula Sun, Chief of the local Bear Park Rangers.”

“Spring is the time of year when we typically see an increase with humans. We’re waking up and voracious after our hibernations and they tend to leave caches of food near their homes. The important thing to remember is these are wild animals and should only be mauled and eaten if they don’t have those guns of theirs.”

“In other news, local bear Grizz Biting was arrested for soliciting a bear undercover as a sow in a local meadow. Biting rose to prominence locally in 2002 when he singlepawedly took down a moose cow. Bail has been set at 14,000 squirrels; Biting will have an arraignment next week in bear court. Well the sunshine is back, but will it stay? Bear meteorologist Brown E. Bear will have the five day forecast up next!”

Wear this shirt: Into the woods while whistling or singing so as to alert any nearby bears to your presence. They hate being startled and tend to get maul-y.

Don’t wear this shirt: And watch the local news. They’re in business to keep you scared.

This shirt tells the world: “Movie? What do you mean ‘movie?’ I’m pretty sure ‘Bad News Bear’ has just always been a saying.”

We call this color: Every Heather Gray Cloud has a Silver Lining

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Bad News Bear by Hillary White (aka wytrab8) and Daniel Arzola (aka goliath72)
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.