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Baha, I has Nets too!

by James Cho

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 02 - Feb 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jan 31
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Mmm, SCUBA snacks!

2nd place in Derby #62: Panic!, with 788 votes!

A lesson to bullies: There’s always someone bigger than you. Or stronger. Or smarter. Or with more appendages. You want to mess with sea critters? Don’t be surprised when a sea critter messes back, and you get octo-pushed around a little bit. Know what I’m saying? A little squid pro quo. Here are just four of the many important things that certain sea mollusks have and you don’t.

1: Eight armfuls of grippy suction cups.
2: A powerful beak for perforating flesh and crushing tissue.
3: Gills (this provides a significant home-court advantage).
And 4: Big octopus brothers.

Think this over, snorkle-boy. The tentacle tango isn’t such a fun dance when you don’t get to lead. Au revoir, mon calamari!

This shirt was designed by: James Cho—he’s baaa-aaaack! With this second-place tee, Crazy Jimmy hath returned to our li’l ol’ Derby like the prodigal son. Or like a bad penny. Say, for example, Penny Marshall.

Wear this shirt: if you get picked for “shirts” in a pickup basketball game.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re on “skins.”

This shirt tells the world: “There are plenty of fish in the sea. And some of them will crush your bones to paste.”

We call this color: Acephalophalt

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 4.000s
First Sucker:
thejakeyl88
Last Wooter to Woot:
topsmack

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Baha, I has Nets too! by James Cho
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.