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Beware!

by feelinggroovy

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 27 - Sep 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 26
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Facts

3rd Place in Derby #326: Double-Take Derby 22, with 208 votes!

My name's Edward, I'm a pro scientist, and I'm here to point out the many scientific inaccuracies of this design.

First of all, a dragon would be huge in real life whereas this dragon is so small it can fit on your chest. You know what you'd say if there were a dragon on your chest? Nothing. Because you'd be dead. The moral here is that if you see a dragon, you should cross your arms and roll over onto your side so it doesn't get on your chest and make you die.

Second, dragons are half-lizard, half-bird and so they wouldn't be made out of words. They'd be made out of feathers, bones, and tiny dragon circles which are sometimes referred to as scales. The scales on dragons and lizards are not like the scales in bathrooms. They're more like glitter and they never make you feel bad about what you ate.

Third, this dragon's words are poetic. Dragons in real life wouldn't be poetic at all. If you were a poetry professor and you had a dragon in your poetry class, you'd be like, who keeps writing these poem that just say, "Grunt/ Grunt/ Grunt/ Fire/ Roar"? And the dragon would raise his hand proudly and you'd sigh and hang your head in shame and think you'd failed your students, but it wouldn't be your fault because dragons just don't get it! 

Of course, that's assuming that a dragon could even hold a pen or type on a computer well enough to hand in any work, which is another thing that is scientifically unlikely. In conclusion, the science doesn't check out here. 

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Edward
Pro Scientist

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 17.111s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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