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Bird Brain

by Jared Stumpenhorst

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 24 - Sep 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Annelidical Thinking

It’s so hard to talk to people these days. Or to give people a reason to talk to you.

I mean, there are, like, what, six billion of us now? Standing out in that crowd takes some doing. That’s why I like to wear enigmatic shirts that almost demand that passersby break the ice with pointed questions.

“Excuse me, but what the hell is supposed to be going on with that shirt? Is it a bird with worms on the brain? Because he’s, what, hungry or something? Or is his brain turning into a worm? But then why would it be protruding from his skull? And the glasses, what’s that about? Are hipster/nerd birds more hungry for worms than regular birds? Is that the idea? Why?”

From such questions, friendships blossom. Or they would, if anybody ever actually asked them. So far, nobody has. But as soon as someone does, I’ll know I have a friend for life. That’s why I also wear this ASK ME ABOUT MY T-SHIRT button (sold separately).

Wear this shirt: in solidarity with nearsighted, crazed-with-hunger birds everywhere.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the kind of provincial philistine who can’t accept ambiguity in art. Or eating worms.

This shirt tells the world: “A mind is a delicious thing to slurp out of the soil.”

We call this color: Royal Worm Blue.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 98% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
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Bird Brain by Jared Stumpenhorst
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.