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Bird-Powered Robot

by Adam "Sam 'explodingdog' Brown" Culbert

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Cybirdnetic

Bird loves Robot so much, it keeps the Robot alive with its own natural energy. Robot loves Bird, too, because Robot couldn't exist without Bird's benevolence. But Robot also resents Bird, for keeping it dependent on Bird. This resentment creeps into their relationship, with Robot feeling smothered and confined by Bird's domineering love. Then Bird turns Robot off, wipes its artificial memory, and reboots Robot. They reunite, again in a state of pure love.


This shirt was designed by: the one, the only Adam "Sam 'explodingdog' Brown" Culbert. Nope, it's not just somebody who ripped off the explodingdog style. Dude's got a Wikipedia page and errything. Dag.

Wear this shirt: to make a metaphorical statement that the bird is the (woman / working class / monkey) being exploited by the robot, or (man / capitalist class / organ grinder).

Don't wear this shirt: because you think it'll make you look cool. Because that's superficial. And it won't.

This shirt tells the world: "Animals were put on this planet for robots to use as they see fit."

We call this color: Robin's-Capsule Blue.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 11.000s
First Sucker:
saintlaurent
Last Wooter to Woot:
talkingcar

Purchaser Experience

  • 21% first woot
  • 12% second woot
  • 45% < 10 woots
  • 17% < 25 woots
  • 5% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Bird-Powered Robot by Adam "Sam 'explodingdog' Brown" Culbert
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.