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Blending in to Night

by David Creighton-Pester

$19.00 + free shipping
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 24 - Nov 25
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They’re here

It’s just a cute shirt with a ninja chameleon on it. Don’t think too hard about it.

Like, don’t worry about the possibility that a real ninja chameleon could be on the shirt somewhere, camouflaged, maybe directly over the printed ninja chameleon, or maybe elsewhere – anywhere really! – just lying there waiting. And don’t worry about those rumors you’ve heard that ninja chameleons can, through rigorous training and meditation, learn how to make themselves flat and soft as fabric. That’s probably just a myth, right?

Really, there’s no need to worry about ninja chameleons at all. If you see someone you know on the street, and he lifts his hand, what difference does it make whether he’s waving to you or brushing away a ninja chameleon hanging from his ear? And if you return the gesture and you swear your hand grazes something delicate and reptilian, does that really matter at all?

No, it doesn’t. Because the truth is, if the ninja chameleons wanted you, they’d have you by now. They’re all around us, hidden, watching us, and the only reason we are able to do anything is because they allow it. We are not in control here. They are.

So there’s no need to let them bother you.

Wear this shirt: As a show of respect to our unseen overseers.

Don’t wear this shirt: While exercising. Sweat is insulting in ninja chameleon culture.

This shirt tells the world: “I can acknowledge them. I can enjoy them. I will not fear them.”

We call this color: Black, like each of these tiny ninja chameleons, contorting themselves to be shaped like letters.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Blending in to Night by David Creighton-Pester
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.