Back to Amazon.com

PRIME MEMBERS

Free Express shipping. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

Bling Of The Dead

by Paul Hornschemeier

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

The Legend of B. R. Utal, Spirit Crusher

In all the rumors of you’ve heard about the existence of the former pro-wrestler turned paranormal exterminator, only one detail was constant: the skull of ghosts with the golden grill.

There are perhaps hundreds of stories that attempt to explain why he wears it. Some say he keeps a running tally of the fiends he’s destroyed with his Supernatural Suplex there on the front. Others say the metallic ink of the “teeth” is imbued with mystical properties that allow him to slip out of the Sleeper Hold of Doom. Still others claim that he’s been cursed to wear it for the rest of his life after defeating the Devil himself in a Cage Match in Hell. Whatever the reason, you will know your journey is complete when you see him sitting there in the darkest corner of the small Mid-Western bar you’ve traveled through the night to find.

When you reach his table, he won’t speak to you. You won’t even be able to see his face, though perhaps that’s for the best. Ask if he is the man known as “Spirit Crusher”. He will not answer. He’ll only nod and point to the chair across from him.

As you sit down, proceed to tell him everything. Tell him about the old book you found in your grandfather’s attic. Tell him about the strange words that, when read aloud, unleashed a nightmare into being. Tell him about the shadow that captured your children and took them into the spirit world. Tell him about how your wife was turned to stone and about the thing that used to be your dog before it was corrupted by pure evil. As you begin to tell him about the awful thing that crawled out of the mayonnaise in your refrigerator, The Spirit Crusher will get up from his seat and crack the knuckles on both his hands.

“So I guess that old bell’s a-ringin’ again. You were right to tag out when you did, brother. The Squared Circle Of The Dead is no place for an amateur. But don’t worry. You ain’t been pinned yet. Now let’s get back in that ring and get B. R. Utal on ‘em.”

Wear this shirt: to a Pac-Man competition.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you think one of the ghosts depicted on the front may be a friend or loved one.

This shirt tells the world: “When there’s no room left in Hell, the dead shall get straight up krunk in this piece.”

We call this color: Asphalt and Blinggery

Back to top

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Women’s V-Necks

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Tank Tops

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Long Sleeves

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Pullover Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Crewneck Sweatshirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Zip Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Raglans

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 47.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 8% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 28% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 31% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

13%
5%
3%
2%
1%
4%
5%
7%
8%
6%
5%
5%
6%
3%
2%
4%
4%
2%
3%
2%
4%
3%
2%
2%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

1%
0%
97%
1%
1%
0%
0%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Leave Me Alone
    $1500$3200
  2. Bushwood Country Club
    $1500$3200
  3. Snoop Trek
    $1500$3200
  4. Hairy Potter
    $1500$3200
Bling Of The Dead by Paul Hornschemeier
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.