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by Steven Lefcourt

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Rad, a Skull

We thought we were scared when Medusa came to town. We didn’t know what scared was.

Turns out Medusa was just the tip of the fright-berg. Every few minutes a new beastie appeared on the scene. A dragon thing. A gillman. A giant ape. Et cetera. Each additional monster upped the fear ante to the point where we were all pretty much going out of our minds.

Now there’s a whole Fangoria coverghoul reunion going down on Main Street, and we wonder how much more scared could we be? And the answer is none. None more scared.

But then it happens. The monsters combine like the constituent lion-bots of Voltron to form a huge, horrible death’s head right at the center of the downtown development district, and the spectacle is so scary I think my eyeballs are melting. Its teeth are squiddy tentacle-tail things. Its nasal apertures are the dead eyes of an alien Grey. I’m totally freaking out.

I don’t know what’s going to happen, but it’s going to be bad, I can tell. A pan-dimensional cadre of freak-beasts does not assemble in the shape of a skull to announce Free Quesadilla Day at Sunnyside Tacos. Tell my family I loved them. Feed my fish for me.

And when all this is over, make sure my mom knows, despite any evidence the police crime scene crew discovers to the contrary, that I absolutely did wear clean underwear today, just like she always told me to.

Wear This Shirt: as a pithy rejoinder to that “fear itself” bull you hear people spout sometimes. There is LOTS ELSE to fear, y’all.

Do Not Wear This Shirt: without clean underpants.

This Shirt Tells The World: “Alas, poor amalgamation of the world’s most horrible monsters”

We Call This Color: The Black Death

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 28% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

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  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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