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Books – No Electricity Required

by jasneko

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 24 - Jul 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Book ‘Em

2nd place in Derby #193: Catchy Slogans for Everyday Products, with 1126 votes!

Look, we’re not going to pick on your pet favorite author here. Some people read Forgotten Realms and some people read Twilight and some people read Agatha Christie and some people read romance novels. We’ve all got some dirty little book secret that really isn’t high literature, even when we get all jerky and pretend that novel about dragons and lightsabers has serious literary merit.

But the secret thing about books, all books, is that even the worst of them can be redeeming. If you sit around getting baked and watching Cleopatra 2525 with your friends, you’ve just wasted an afternoon. If you read some old Robert E. Howard with the exact same plot, you might at least learn a new word, and let’s face it, the production values in your imagination are always going to be lot better than a low-budget 90s show.

But please, please, please don’t be one of those people who’ll pretend that Kevin J. Anderson is somehow the same as a real writer like Ha Jin. Because if you do that around us, that’ll get you kicked in the teeth.

Wear this shirt: while reading your Kindle. Oh, hang on, does that make us sellouts?

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re just going to sit around the house listening to music. We’ve done plenty of music shirts, you should wear one of them instead.

This shirt tells the world: “Oh, no, this is just my travelling collection.”

We call this color: Heather Gray-Haired Old Librarian

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 51.000s
First Sucker:
jwshull
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter133374585

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Books – No Electricity Required by jasneko
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