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Bread Ninja

by Kooky Love

$19.00 + free shipping
Tee
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 14 - Dec 15
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 12
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Better Off Bread

Slicin' down the old phrase! 

The phrase, "the best thing since sliced bread" is really dumb, because c'mon: sliced bread is not that impressive. Here are ten other things that work a lot better:

  1. The best thing since penicillin
  2. The best thing since algebra
  3. The best thing since mass transit
  4. The best thing since one guy was like, "I want a warm brownie," and another guy was like, "I want some cold ice cream," and a third guy was like, "Hey, buttheads, why not put them together?"
  5. The best thing since the internet
  6. The best thing since the compass
  7. The best thing since hooks (think about it: they're pretty useful)
  8. The best thing since someone was like, "What if we build more house ON TOP of the house we already have?"
  9. The best thing since we went to friggin' outer space, bro! 
  10. The best thing since irrigation

There. Way better. You're welcome! 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 22.664s
First Sucker:
xaithian
Last Wooter to Woot:
foggynights

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Bread Ninja by Kooky Love
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.