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Bun Bun

by Mark Frauenfelder

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 23 - Apr 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Pets Or Meat

Do the Hamburger Hop

There’s no getting around it: It’s hard to slaughter the little buggers when you’ve raised ‘em from sliders. Much as you might try not to, you can’t help growing attached to ‘em. They are cute, with their big floppy ears and their funny little feet and their layer of crispy lettuce. It’s a sad sound they make in the slaughterhouse—a kind of shrieking, laughing sound. And of course the occasional one will plead with you to spare its life in exchange for wishes. Usually in German. A couple of our part-time hands will fall for that one just about every season.

But that’s life on the farm. You care for ‘em, you provide for ‘em, you protect ‘em from predators and the elements, you stage a ballet or two for ‘em in the early autumn, and you try to keep them from burrowing into your skull while you sleep and eating your dreams. Then you butcher ‘em.

It’s not pretty. And it’s not for everybody, I guess. But it’s somethin’ you have to come to terms with if you want to maintain the modern diet we’ve all grown accustomed to.

By which I mean eating hallucinogenic mushrooms.

Wear this shirt: on BUNday, hahahahaha

Don’t wear this shirt: to any country where the rabbit is a sacred cow.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m overdue, I’m overdue, for a very important barbeque”

We call this color: Bacon Double Asphalt

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 39.000s
First Sucker:
mistasamurai
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter554226542

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Bun Bun by Mark Frauenfelder
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.