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Business Shirt

by Phil Jones (aka Murraymullet)

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 16 - Dec 17
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 13
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Matching Pocket Handkerchief Not Included

Old punks never die, they just decide they can’t earn a living on their art degree.

Corporate men are all around
Power ties and hidden frowns
Dummies guides on being slick
Learning all the dirty tricks

Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up

Margin calls, playing a hunch
Why don’t we write off this lunch
The nephew of your manager
Just got the job you thought you earned

Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up

Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up

A little radio would be okay
As long as on headphones it plays
And you submit your budget charts
Before the Friday layoffs start

Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up

Wear this shirt: to the company picnic/softball game. Let your bosses know that even though you dress down for fun, you’re only doing it tactically.

Don’t wear this shirt: with a matching pocket handkerchief. Because there’s no pocket, you’d just have to hold it or something. That would get old pretty fast.

This shirt tells the world: “We call ourselves ‘Thatcher’s Cubicles’ now. Yeah, it’s based on an Alan Moore comic.”

We call this color: A Good Business Stays In The Black

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 7.000s
First Sucker:
loganlambrecht
Last Wooter to Woot:
murraymullet

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Business Shirt by Phil Jones (aka Murraymullet)
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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