1st place in Derby 546: Camp IWanna Tee!
Hello father, you're Domingo
I'm from Florin, named Inigo
You made swords for, one Count Rugen
When it comes to paying bills he's quite inhuman.
Rugen scarred me, on my left side
Also scarred me, on my right side
Also scarred me, on my soul
When he took my father's life and let me go
So I studied, lots of fencing
And quite often, reminiscing
About fingers, he had six of
And the words that I would say when I saw his glove
So I travel, with my buddies
Big ol' Fezzik, he's so cuddly
And Vizzini, though he's a pain
Always taking dips of that weird iocane
So left-handed, do I travel
Day to day I, face the rabble
But I dream of, meeting Rugen
And I hope my vengeance happens pretty soon-ish.
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