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Can You Spell BRAAAINS!

by dsladek

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 21 - Oct 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 19
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It Just Won’t Stay Dead

2nd place in Derby #63: Art as Text, with 745 votes!

Please don’t take this the wrong way. Because we really do think the technique on this shirt is wonderful. Look at those abominations rising from unhallowed ground down there at the bottom, they look fantastic. We couldn’t draw that. If this was a title page from some old E.C. Comic we’d be stuffing it in our back pocket and riding our bikes around so that we could show our friends. It looks great, we’re really pleased about how this shirt turned out. We couldn’t be happier.

But, well, we don’t want to be rude. We know, you guys just really like your zombies. And there’s nothing wrong with that by itself. Zombies are fun. But they keep coming. And keep coming. Yeah, we know, zombies do that, ha ha ha, very cute, but someone has to write zombie jokes each time they appear. And that someone is us. And we’re running out of them.

So, please, consider another monster. Werewolves are underrated, you know. And no one is doing golems these days. Wouldn’t a hard-working golem look just great on a nice orange shirt? We’ve got three paragraphs on a golem we’re just dying to use! Help us out, huh?

This shirt was designed by: a shambling monster that struggles to hide his face from the world that shuns him even as he searches for revenge against the fiend that trapped him within a living death, a carcass desperate for the eternal rest now denied him, a horror that bears no name, but who mankind once knew as… dsladek.

Wear this shirt: to the all you can eat Wednesday night pizza and pasta buffet. Shuffle a bit every time you go back. But don’t shuffle too much. Those roofers will get all the pizza if you take too long. Stupid roofers.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a double feature screening of The Sound Of Music and Mary Poppins. Everyone will think you are in the wrong theater and you’ll be known as “the guy who got lost in the movie theater” and a label like that can stay with you for a long, long time.

This shirt tells the world: We’re not really sure, but we know for a fact it ends in “aaaaaaains”.

We call this color: Oh, Hey Asphalt. We Were Expecting You, Glad You Could Stop By. Hey, Make Yourself At Home Over There On The Couch. How You Been, Anyway? Let Me Get These Drinks And WHAM! WHAM!! HAHAHA! YOU DIDN’T EXPECT THAT SHOVEL TO THE HEAD, DID YOU, ASPHALT? AND NOW YOU’RE DEAD! YOU’RE DEAD AND YOU WON’T EVER COME BACK TO BOTHER US AGAIN! HAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT ASPHALT! TAKE THA… No! No, It’s Not Possible! No, Asphalt! No! You’re Dead! You’re Dead! Stay Back, No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
15m 59.000s
First Sucker:
ithinkiforgot
Last Wooter to Woot:
capttylor34

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Can You Spell BRAAAINS! by dsladek
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