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Candy Empire

by kevlar51 and walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 01 - Feb 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jan 30
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Give Them An Inch, They Take Communism

1st place in Derby #277: Food, with 261 votes!

See what happens when you let "the people" decide which shirts to print? We end up selling stuff that looks like Mao-era Communist propaganda posters. Sure, sure, it's got a joke about Candyland and all that. Great. But we can read the unsubtle Marxist imagery between the lines.

Well, guess what, Shirt.Wooters: We still firmly control the means of production. It's a printing press, and it's in our office in Texas. So unless you're planning some kind of "coup" or "uprising," the capitalist system we have in place will…

…Hey. Stop that! But, you can't -- guards! Guards! Seize the rebels before they make it into the artist repository! Oh no, the guards have joined the people? The turncoats!

Wear this shirt: if you are with the people.

Don't wear this shirt: if you believe the old ways are best.

This shirt tells the world: "Sweet, sweet freedom!"

We call this color: Red Scare

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 18.000s
First Sucker:
roverdead
Last Wooter to Woot:
FMstatic100

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Candy Empire by kevlar51 and walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.