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Candy Empire

by kevlar51 and walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 26 - Oct 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Give Them An Inch, They Take Communism

1st place in Derby #277: Food, with 261 votes!

See what happens when you let "the people" decide which shirts to print? We end up selling stuff that looks like Mao-era Communist propaganda posters. Sure, sure, it's got a joke about Candyland and all that. Great. But we can read the unsubtle Marxist imagery between the lines.

Well, guess what, Shirt.Wooters: We still firmly control the means of production. It's a printing press, and it's in our office in Texas. So unless you're planning some kind of "coup" or "uprising," the capitalist system we have in place will…

…Hey. Stop that! But, you can't -- guards! Guards! Seize the rebels before they make it into the artist repository! Oh no, the guards have joined the people? The turncoats!

Wear this shirt: if you are with the people.

Don't wear this shirt: if you believe the old ways are best.

This shirt tells the world: "Sweet, sweet freedom!"

We call this color: Red Scare

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 18.000s
First Sucker:
roverdead
Last Wooter to Woot:
FMstatic100

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Candy Empire by kevlar51 and walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.