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CATffeine

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 27 - May 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 26
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Don't even talk to me

1st Place in Derby #352: Grumpy, with 300 votes!

Oh man, don't talk to me before I've had my morning wet food. Seriously, I'm THE WORST if I haven't had my turkey giblet bits in gravy.

And don't talk to me if I haven't taken a dump in a box and spent forty minutes unsuccessfully covering it up. That's, like, my morning routine and I can't be considered legally awake until it's done.

And seriously, don't, don't, DON'T talk to me until after I've knocked these pennies off this end table. Like, I am A DRAG before I knock a bunch of pennies off an end table.

And yeeesh, don't you DARE talk to me if I haven't made a bunch of clicking noises at birds. Man, that's, like, my elixir, you feel me?

And for real, though, DONNNNN'TTTTTT you talk to me until I've slept for like sixteen hours straight on your pile of clean laundry. I need my sleep before I'm really awake. That's a paradox. Us cats, we're all about paradoxes. Just ask that scientist.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 5.003s
First Sucker:
Vilgrom
Last Wooter to Woot:
ajl130130

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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CATffeine by walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.