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Caution, I haven't had my coffee yet.

by Walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 02 - Jun 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 31
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

3rd place in Derby #527: Warning signs with 52 votes!

There are so many potential vices in the world over which one must exert self control: Drinking, food, gambling, etc. These are all fine in moderation, but shouldn't be over-indulged in lest they become deleterious to health and happiness.

But can't coffee just be something we drink as much as we want, with no underlying guilt or fear of abuse? COFFEE IS SO DAMN GOOD. The way it flows through your belly and into your veins, making life more vibrant -- more full. It is a peerless beverage.

We can exercise self-control in all other ways. We'll exercise regularly. We'll get plenty of sleep. We'll only try psychoactive drugs in our early 20s. But please, ye physiological gods: Please let coffee just be healthy. Let us drink cup after hot, invigorating cup without fear of future consequence.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
8m 28.886s
First Sucker:
mtaylor94
Last Wooter to Woot:
ezilychilled

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 87% second woot
  • 13% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 5% one year old
  • 90% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 87% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Caution, I haven't had my coffee yet. by Walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.