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Chasing Windmills

by toe2254

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 26 - Feb 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Quixotica

3rd place in Derby #50: Energy, with 549 votes!

Wind power is a cheap and clean energy source that humankind has used for centuries. So how come no one has developed a wind-based power plant that can supply a city with electricity? Why has no one invented a wind-powered car? Or a wind-powered boat?

Oh yeah, right; we do have that one.

But anyway, part of the problem is NIMBY types who don’t want turbine farms spoiling their expensive vistas. Another setback was the wind-power advocacy campaign “Got Wind?” which prompted more snickering than R&D. But there are entrenched industrial interests, too, standing in the way of large-scale zephyrlectricity projects.

Fortunately, there are steps you can take to use wind power around the home, saving money on your utility bills and preserving public resources too. First, instead of using a hairdryer, try leaning your head out of your car window (passenger side only). Second, on breezy days, don’t run an electric fan. Put it in an open window and let local air currents turn its blades.

Wait, that doesn’t make any sense at all.

This shirt was designed by: toe2254, the subject of the little-known 451st verse of “This Little Piggy,” in which the piggies do a semester at sea.

Wear this shirt: to our blind date, so we can recognize you.

Don’t wear this shirt: all the way through our blind date, if you catch our drift.

This shirt tells the world: “I dreeeam th’impossible dreeeam”

We call this color: Windblown Brown

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 31.000s
First Sucker:
auggie24
Last Wooter to Woot:
fireball87

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 48% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Chasing Windmills by toe2254
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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