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Chestiny

by Joshua Belanger

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 17 - Dec 18
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 15
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Rambull: First Blood Part II

The ancients believed that if you were born on a certain date, you were protected by a giant sky crab that gave you its powers. This belief was set aside once a twelfth of the population was drowned in butter and found to taste nothing like giant sky crab. Which, by the way, is still a delicacy in some parts of Greece.

After that, the Zodiac became something much more metaphorical, enjoyed mostly by swingers and the free jazz movement. It was not until the late Seventies and the rise of Dr. Strange comics (#53, “The Creeping Oozing Murder From Maine”) that the Zodiac regained the menace it had once carried years before.

So please, try not to get butter on it.

This shirt was designed by: Joshua Belanger a nice guy who also does a web comic. It seems to be about people with strange noses. You might like it.

Wear this shirt: in case you are abducted by aliens and need a map to the stars we can see from our planet. You never know when aliens will strike. Why not be prepared?

Don’t wear this shirt: if you prefer the Aztec calendar. Isn’t that a cute little, um, whatever that is for today?

This shirt tells the world: “I was born under a well-drawn sign.”

We call this color: You Will Purchase A Black Shirt That Will Change Your Life. Be More Outgoing And You Will Find True Love. Your Lucky Numbers Are 10,17,91 and 99.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 49.000s
First Sucker:
drhatem
Last Wooter to Woot:
hoosier80fire

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Chestiny by Joshua Belanger
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.