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Chicken Fight

by tenso GRAPHICS

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 15 - Dec 16
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Water Foul

I was a pool cleaner for over fifteen years and darn good at my job. That was before the “incident”.

I got the call about 7 am, if I remember right. It was the Johnson residence up at Cedar Terrace. They had a nice little gunite pool, diving board, three feet on the shallow end, ten on the deep, the whole bit. Good people, too, the Johnsons. Or so I thought, anyway.

I guess I should’ve known something was up weeks prior when the feathers showed up in the filter. The man of the house told me someone had a pillow fight there next to the side. I told him, “Look, sir, I don’t mean to tell you how to run your family, but the pool is not a place for horseplay.” He just smiled and assured me it wouldn’t happen again. If only I’d known what they were really up to…

So I got to the place about 8, maybe 8:30. They’d told me they needed an emergency cleaning ASAP, so I brought my best tools, you know, and prepared for the worst. Oh, it was the worst, alright. But there was nothing I could’ve done to prepare myself for it. The blood and the beaks… That kind of thing changes a pool cleaner, makes him want to throw down his net and walk away from the business. And that’s just what I did.

Yeah, they paid me a lot of money to keep it hush-hush. I’m not proud of the part I played in their horrible little “game”, either. Heck, when I think about all the nights I wake in a sweat nightmaring about drowning poultry, that money seems like nothing but chicken feed.

Wear this shirt: when the one with Marco Polo on it is dirty.

Don’t wear this shirt: in the pool. Also, no animals, no jean shorts, no unnecessary noise, no running, and no diving off the side.

This shirt tells the world: “Swim out with your **** out.”

We call this color: Welcome To Our Baby Blue Ool. Notice There’s No “P” In It.

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  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Chicken Fight by tenso GRAPHICS
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.