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China Shop

by jublin

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 14 - Dec 15
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 12
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It’s Always The Exotic Ones

You know, I rarely ever do this on the first date, but I’m really feeling a connection with you.

I’ll admit, I was a little disappointed when we went back to your place just to pick up your big white moving truck. Maybe disappointed is the wrong word. “Confused” is more like it. I was little confused. What’s that? Turn left here. Alrighty.

That confusion only grew when we drove two hours out of the city to that cattle ranch, I’ll be honest. But we had a lovely conversation on the way out there, didn’t we? I don’t think I’ve ever opened up to someone quite like I did as we cut the chain on that barn and stole that bull. Yeah, okay, a right at the light? Gotcha. Anyway, I feel like we really shared a moment back there when the farmer started shooting at us and we raced off at top speed, don’t you?

Look, I just want to tell you that tonight has been really magical and… Did you have that sledgehammer a minute ago? I’m sorry, what did you just say? You mean the china shop we just passed? Crap. I’ll turn the truck around. Gimme a second. Should I pull up right in front? Okey dokey.

Anyway, like I was saying, I know you just got out of a relationship, but I would really like to kiss you right now. You will? Really?! Well then, I’ll, uh, just wait here with the motor running until you do whatever it is you need to do here. But I’m going to expect some smooching when you get back!

Wear this shirt: when you want to smash the world into tiny pieces.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re feeling broken.

This shirt tells the world: “Fancy little shop you’ve got here. It’d be a shame if something happened to it.”

We call this color: Another Forced Joke Using Asphalt In The Place Of “His Fault”

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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China Shop by jublin
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.