Clockwork Dinosaurs

by Drakxxx

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Royal Blue

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An Adventure Over 100 Years In The Making

1st Place in Derby #89: Dinosaurs, with 965 votes!

Crowds of onlookers thronged the “Mechano-Liths” at the Philadelphia Exposition of 1876, thrilling to every metallic clank of the fearsome beasts. But they got more excitement than they bargained for…

On the afternoon of July 12, a triceratops automaton bolted through the cordon around the show ring, quickly followed by the others. The mechanized dinosaurs wandered the fairgrounds for several hours, taking in the exhibits and trying for the first time a novel new condiment and tonic for female troubles known as “catsup”.

When their mechanisms wound down, their inert bodies were towed out to sea on a barge which was then dynamited, sinking the terrible monsters forever. No human lives were lost during their rampage, but several top hats were brutally trampled.

Wear this shirt: when you and your steampunk droogs are up for a bit of dino-aggro – wait, these mixed references are confusing us.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have a big gold key sticking out of your back. You’ll stretch it out.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t wish I’d been born in a different historical era. I wish I’d been born in two different historical eras.”

We call this color: Victorian Blue.

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 7.000s

First Sucker:: Jestik

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 7.000s

First Sucker:: Jestik

Last Wooter to Woot:: ladygalmandude

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
93% second woot
7% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

10% joined today
1% one week old
6% one month old
39% one year old
43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
17%	6%	3%	2%	2%	2%	4%	6%	7%	7%	6%	5%	5%	3%	3%	3%	2%	3%	2%	2%	2%	2%	2%	2%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
2%	1%	2%	1%	91%	2%	2%

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