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Coexist

by mattlussier

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 28 - Jul 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 27
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

And Don’t Get Us Started About Hardware

There’s often lots of fumin’/And battle lines get drawn/It’s because we’re only human/But what’s really going on?

Well, Apple looks quite nice but everything inside is quirky.
And plus the users tend to be defensive and quite jerky.

Ubuntu has a lot to give and usually runs fine,
But they’ve never even met someone in graphical design.

And Debian, sweet Debian, it really does a lot!
As long as you already think like the designers thought,

But skyOS? Let’s face it, that’s here just to be a letter.
And chromeOS? You really think that Google should be bigger?

Solaris has some street cred, but requires education,
So no one’s really going to bother besides some big corporation.

And finally, good ol’ Windows, about which we would write,
But our system found new updates and rebooted in the night.

Let’s face it, every OS just meets someone else’s needs.
And no one cares for you and me, they just want to succeed.
And we’re not gonna write one, so we’re stuck inside their haze.
It’s sad we can’t accept it, they just suck in different ways.

Wear this shirt: to conferences. Lots of conferences. And when people ask where you got it, DON’T PLAY COY. “WELL, I KNOW A LITTLE PLACE DOT DOT DOTIS THE WORST THING YOU CAN SAY! WE WANT OUR SHARE OF THAT SWEET NERD MONEY! OUR CHILDREN NEED MILK AND BREAD! So please just tell them to come here and buy one, okay? Okay.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re applying for a job at the SCO Group. They’re probably still a little touchy about, well, everything on that list.

This shirt tells the world: “You know what? I’m comfortable with who I am and what I do.”

We call this color: Royal Blue Screen Of Death

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 3.000s
First Sucker:
kevlargibs
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter221937437

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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