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Coffee Levels Critical

by Jack31081

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 02 - Jun 04
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 01
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It’s Not XXL, It’s “Grande”

1st place in Derby #50: Energy, with 739 votes!

Today’s shirt is a subtle, yet aromatic blend of wit and comfort. The design was first sketched on a legal pad, then torn up and fed to small Peruvian bats, which then digested the design over a period of two weeks. The bats used their natural process of peptic deconstruction to leave the fibers soft and pliable, and the fibers were then combined with just a dash of superiority extracted from the mouth of the oldest bee in Rome. This mélange was then scraped into an ivory mug, where it was made to feel bad for participating in the death of an elephant. After settling, the dry fibers were then woven into the final shirt, and participated in a two day discussion in the role of Lo-Fi in the current underground music scene. This shirt will most certainly work with a Mac.

Wear this shirt: if you’re hitting on the barista. “Hey, did you notice my shirt?” is always a surefire pickup line. It makes you look dangerous and cool.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you work at Starbucks. Although maybe they’d let you get away with it if you burned the edges.

This shirt tells the world: “Do you have a skinny iced mocha frappe with cinnamon outlet so my laptop can enjoy it here too?”

We call this color: Cappuccino Brown. Which, coincidentally, is also the name of our favorite blacksploitation movie.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 4.000s
First Sucker:
terrenceistheman
Last Wooter to Woot:
kasonjim

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Coffee Levels Critical by Jack31081
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.