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Collision

by cmdixon2

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 25 - Nov 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 22
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I’m Keeping A Crowbar Handy, Just In Case

2nd place in Derby #126: Events of 2009 Illustrated, with 629 votes!

Stupid Large Hadron Collider. No man-made black hole. No dimensional portals. No rending of the very fabric of time and space. WHAT A GYP.

This was supposed to be the year when humanity tossed aside it’s differences and banded together to save our planet from whatever Extra-dimensional Doom Things emerged from the catastrophic destruction caused by Man’s scientific folly. Side by side, we would resist the maniacal savagery of these soul-sucking, flesh-devouring Creatures Of Teeth And Despair, regardless of race, creed, or gender, and take back our precious Earth from their slime-ridden grasp. And then, after we had finally defeated the Dark Tentacled Evils From Beyond Space, we would create a Utopian society based on the new found love and respect cultivated from our hard won battle to take back our world. At least, until some jerk came along to screw it up.

Oh, well. There’s always next year.

Wear this shirt: while you play Half-Life 2.

Don’t wear this shirt: around any time-traveling birds.

This shirt asks the question: “Are there extra dimensions, as predicted by various models inspired by string theory, and can we detect them?”

We call this color: Neutral Higgs Navy

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 8.000s
First Sucker:
AlyssaRae
Last Wooter to Woot:
UnfixedSNIPERJ

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Collision by cmdixon2
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.