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Coral Royale

by Luke Wisner

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 21 - Oct 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 19
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

“Safe For Jack” or “Kill Any Fellow”?

So similar in appearance, yet one is deadly and the other benign. Kinda like Billy and Alec Baldwin.

Pity the poor scarlet kingsnake. Its red-next-to-black bands mean it’s totally harmless, but it still gets scorned by snake-hating humans who can’t be bothered to learn a simple mnemonic rhyme. And its lack of venom leaves it at a severe disadvantage in its rare battles with the Eastern coral snake, the red-next-to-yellow assassin with the deadly venom. What’s a Lampropeltis triangulum elapsoides gotta do to catch a break around here?

Actually, we don’t know whether they ever fight in real life. But if not, just pretend the scarlet kingsnake slept with the Eastern coral snake’s wife. Snakes hate that.

This shirt was designed by: the mysterious Luke Wisner, who according to legend, was raised by a rogue band of snakes somewhere in darkest Appalachia. We’re not sure if they were kings or corals, so don’t get too close to him.

Wear this shirt: and keep telling yourself “Red next to Black is safe for Jack; Red next to Yellow will kill any fellow”, so you know which one is which in case anybody asks. Or in case a snake attacks you.

Don’t wear this shirt: around any ophidiophobes.

This shirt tells the world: “Two snakes enter! One snake leaves! And it’s always the same one!”

We call this color: Cranberry On Your Chest, You’re Underdressed.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 59.000s
First Sucker:
RavenConsultants
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Coral Royale by Luke Wisner
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.