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Cotton Armor

by thatrobert

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 18 - Nov 19
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The Sport Of Kings

1st place in Derby #229: Roleplaying in Everyday Life, with 880 votes!

Here we go, midnight central. Everybody roll for initiative. Thirteen or better and you can buy today. Oooo, sorry, Princess Daggerfist, unless you’ve got a Mouse Of Speed on that sheet… nope, trackpads don’t work, sorry. You gotta buy tomorrow at a +5 dollar penalty.

Okay, the rest of you… let’s see, Duke Johann Of Drow-tlanta, you’re up first. What’s your move? You’re going to post in the forums? Okay, well, be aware that’s pretty risky, and if you take too long you might miss your chance to buy. But if that’s what you want to do, get the d20 and… oh, very nice. Very, very nice. You’re getting a quality post for that one. Man, I’m impressed.

All righty, Maggoteye the Pirate. You’re gonna… buy three? Well, well, well! I’m not saying you can’t, I’m just saying you better roll well. 1d4. No, no, right here in the box, where we can see it. Yeah, sure, whatever, just roll it here. No, if I can’t see it, it doesn’t count. And you got… a one. Come on, it didn’t hit the other dice, are you kidding me? Okay, okay, fine, roll it again. Hey, look at that, still a one. Well, them’s the breaks. Maggoteye, just as you finish entering your details, the site goes down with a server issue. You can try again later this afternoon, or take the penalty with Princess Daggerfist.

Duke Johann, the forums are still up so you’re not affected! Roll a percentile please… wow, nice. Okay, you feel a cold chill and the room goes foggy, and suddenly, your post has been replied to by… Joel! Yeah, and he likes it, too! Suddenly you’ve got 1d6 sycophants on the forums… okay, Maggoteye, yes, I’ll let you post a link to Duke Johann’s Facebook page and gain 1d2 sycophants of your own. Duh, it’s called a coin, lame-o. Here, heads is one, tails is two. And you get… one. Man, it’s just not your night, is it?

No, your follower can’t be Travis. He’s an NPC now, don’t you remember?

Wear this shirt: because it takes too long to put on Full Dwarven Plate.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re REALLY going to be mad about having to imagine the pocket. Look, it’s called role-playing, okay? If you can make it happen with magic missile, you can make it happen with an imaginary pocket.

This shirt tells the world: “Funny enough, it also works on Athas!”

We call this color: Mordenkainen’s Enrobing Slate

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 53.000s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 87% second woot
  • 13% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 87% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

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Cotton Armor by thatrobert
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.