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Counting Sheep

by kevlar51

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 21 - Jul 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 20
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Don't Count Your Sheep-Counting Sheep Until They're Sheeped

1st place in Derby #282: Sleeeeeeeep, with 418 votes!

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen of the press. I thank you for coming on such ambiguous grounds, but I believe by the end of this press conference you will understand the importance of discretion in this matter. For I am to here reveal a monument of genetics and animal husbandry the likes of which the world has never seen. Ladies and gentlemen: The Arithmetic Sheep.

They said that sheep were the least intelligent of all farm animals, but I knew there was a glimmer of intelligence in their wool-covered heads. So through a complex breeding and genetic isolation program, I bred for brainpower until I had achieved a paragon of ovine smarts.

See here as this ewe counts the number of sheep in its pen. So magnificent is her intelligence that she is able to perform her arithmetic on a Japanese-style abacus, which…

Wait, Florence, why are you counting on an abacus, darling? There are only three sheep in there with you. THREE! Don't look at me with those eyes. You have disappointed me, Florence. You have disappointed the world. Oh! What a sad little mad sheep breeder am I.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
697d 0h 0m 31.886s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Counting Sheep by kevlar51
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.