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Crazy Straw

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 28 - Sep 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

A Very Twisted Inmate

1st place in Derby #139: Madness, with 885 votes!

Hello, Clarice. Did you come to visit me? Did you need my help? Oh, I see. You’ve got a glass of cola. Well, Clarice. Maybe I need something from you as well. A little quid-pro-quo.

Tell me, Clarice, tell me about when you were a little girl. Did you have… fun, Clarice? Did you do things that were a little… crazy? What was the craziest thing that you did, Clarice? Did you steal? Did you lie? Did you… oh, really? Ugh, really? And… how many? And you were where? A slaughterhouse bathroom? Wait, then how did you… oh, my GOD, you didn’t… oh my GOD! Clarice! That’s unbelievable! But… then how did you get money for the cab fare? Ewww! Ewwwwww! All you West Virginia girls are HORRIBLE! No, Clarice, really, stop. I don’t want to hear any more, Clarice. No, I said stop! Stop! Oh, please, please, please stop! Guards, you have to help me! I’m begging you! Make her stop! Make her stop! I don’t want to hear any more of this story! Tell her to be silent!

Wear this shirt: if you’re on a debate team. Let them know what you’ll do to their straw man.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re someone who has no interest in being grasped at.

This shirt tells the world: “The Blue One Has Just One Day Until Retirement”

We call this color: Baby Blue Bubbles In The Chocolate Milk For Like Three Minutes Until We Finally Told Baby To Stop Messing Around And Drink Like A Grown Up

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 36.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Crazy Straw by tgentry
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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