The game is your life.
You trudge ahead until, hark, an evil ogre stands in your path.
"Okay, I want to cast a spell."
Nope, it would set off a fire alarm.
"Well, fine, then I want to fight it with my long sword."
The clanking would be too loud. Your coworkers would grow frustrated and write passive aggressive emails about the noise, so that's also a no-go.
"Okay, I'll use a cloaking device and stealthily move around the ogre."
Hallway's too narrow. You wouldn't be able to fit.
"Then, how about…"
Too late. Time to go to the morning meeting.
"What about the ogre?"
He's going to the meeting too.
It's an all-staff meeting.
"Will there be fighting at the meeting?"
Nope. No fighting in meetings. Just Powerpoint.
"This game sucks."
Hey man, in this game-market, you should feel happy just to have a game to play, okay? So suck it up! You millennials! You have no respect!
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