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Curiousest

by Anna-Maria Jung

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
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The Red Queen Didn’t Stand A Chance

It’s getting crowded in that rabbit hole!

“Okay, Lieutenant O’Diamonds. Why don’t you go ahead and tell me what just happened?”

“Very good, Captain Clubs. As far as we can tell, a little British girl fell down a hole, ate a cookie, and started a revolution, ultimately leading to the deposition of our monarchy.”

“And this little girl did this by herself, did she?”

“Well, not really, sir. You see, there was this handsome fellow who kept making very scary faces and shooting my men with… I guess it was a magic wand or something, and he was SO upset with these two stoners who kept reminding themselves to go back and change time-”

“Change time?”

“Yes, sir. One would say ‘Gotta remember to hide a trip wire right here!’ and then my guards would get caught in a net or something, and the handsome guy would start yelling about unstable temporal pathways and then a trash can with “Wyld Stallyns” painted on the side would drop on his head and, well, sorry I’m laughing, sir, but they really were funny about it.”

“So that was it? A girl, a handsome fellow, and two stoners?”

“Oh, and another girl, sir. She was bouncing around a lot, and kept… it was like she’d go in one place, and come out somewhere else. You know, like-”

”-that cat, yes, Lieutenant, I suspected his hand in all this. So where are all these invaders now?”

“Well… they left, sir. In two boxes. The stoners said something about a history paper. Oh, and the second girl took some of our cake, said it was about time, I didn’t really understand that part at all.”

“Well, I guess I don’t see much choice. Tell the guards to gather everyone together, we’ll re-deal the citizens and start our nation again.”

“And the British girl, sir?”

“Just give it a few years, the Americans will turn her into a goth sex symbol and she’ll never be relevant again.”

“Very good, sir. I’ll give the order.”

Wear this shirt: while traveling to a new place.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you insist upon strict Newtonian physics.

This shirt tells the world: “George Carlin would have made an AMAZING Rassilon. And then maybe we’d get to see an early Gallifrey populated entirely by sentient trains.”

We call this color: Black Orchid

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 33.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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