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Dark Phoenix

by collinvh

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 26 - Sep 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 26
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

3rd place in Derby #512: Out of the Darkness with 95 votes!

The phoenix is a mythical bird from Arizona that dies and comes back to life every fifty years or hundred years or whenever. It builds a nest out of wadded-up newspaper and Kingsford brand charcoal and sets itself on fire. It’s a horrible, gruesome spectacle, but you kind of have to admire its devotion to whatever political cause inspired such an extreme protest. Onlookers ooh and aah as the phoenix disappears with a shriek of agony, a plume of smoke, and an aroma of extra-spicy barbecued chicken.

After a pretty boring dormant period, during which basically nothing happens, the beast is reborn, phoenix-like, from the ashes. Obviously, an ash-pile doesn’t meet the sanitation standards you’d get in a modern delivery room, but the fire does kill a lot of the germs, and anyway phoenixes don’t have those kinds of hang-ups.

The phoenix’s unique process of asexual reproduction has long fascinated biologists, folklorists and pyromaniacs alike, and has inspired artists and writers ranging from Chris Claremont to whoever wrote that River Phoenix movie where his parents are spies.

Another thing about phoenixes is that there’s one on this shirt. That’s weird; how did that get there?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 9.668s
First Sucker:
Kvsparky
Last Wooter to Woot:
etowngal44

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Dark Phoenix by collinvh
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.