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Death on a Pale White UNICORN!

by jimiyo

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 24 - Sep 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The Better To Impale You On, My Dear

From the darkest nightmares of Lisa Frank trots this one-horned, scythe-wielding apparition, ready to harvest your soul for its celestial sticker book. Somewhere beneath its flowing robes beats a heart of pure Hello Kitty, but don’t expect that to save you.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member jimiyo, who we hope isn’t allowed within 500 feet of a preschool.

Wear this shirt: if you think death is cute, you sick, sick individual.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a funeral, even if it does look great with your black slacks.

This shirt tells the world: “Unicorns never die, they just gallop away on a rainbow. Also, they never lived in the first place.”

We call this color: Black Shroud of Cuteness.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
37m 22.000s
First Sucker:
fourinxchange
Last Wooter to Woot:
nicisawesome

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Death on a Pale White UNICORN! by jimiyo
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.