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by Lim Heng Swee aka ilovedoodle

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 21 - Dec 22
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Anger Is An Energy

I just don’t know what to do about that boy lately.

I knew the moment he hatched, he was going to be a rebellious one. Always talking about “green pig fascists” and the redistribution of golden stars. I didn’t think anything of it at first, of course, all fledglings go through that phase when they start wearing leather and talking about Che Guevarawk. But then he met those California Thrashers and started planning out tattoos. FACE tattoos! I told him, I said nobody would hire him if he had stuff all over his face, and he said he didn’t care. Didn’t care! Sometimes I wonder if an ornithologist switched out one of my eggs while I was away getting food!

But we finally came up with a compromise. He can’t be disruptive in class any more, and he’ll be respectful to his teacher when she explains the role of green pig architecture in our society. Then, at home, he can draw on those crazy eyebrows with a water-based ink, and have his friends come visit. But he can’t go out, and he definitely can’t get a tattoo ANYWHERE.

I swear, I’m already worried about what he’s going to be up to in college. What if he accidentally gets himself on the no-fly list? I don’t want him to end up with the ostriches! I keep hoping he’ll meet some nice girl and grow out of it. I just have to believe it’s only a phase.

Wear this shirt: so the guy next to you in the subway won’t feel awkward asking you how you beat the newest level. It’s kinda hard, isn’t it?

Don’t wear this shirt: to an Alfred Hitchcock film festival. It might cause a panic.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it any more!”

We call this color: I Am Furious, Red

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 0% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.