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Dino Wino

by Dale Hayward

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 24 - Feb 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 21
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Hair of the Dinosaur

Last night, you were a monster. With manic eyes, raffish moustache curls, and a bottle in each hand, you gorged yourself on the wet, warm joy of being alive. Every time your brain raised some meek objection – but what about tomorrow? – you gave it the business with the business end of your prehensile tail. Nothing, nothing was going to dull the points of your dorsal spines.

But that morning that was never going to come came. You’re 57 flavors of misery, as toxic as Times Beach and as dizzy as Jerome Dean. Your mouth is a dumpster, your gut an abbatoir. And you realize: you weren’t the monster. The monster was in your head. And now he’s moved down into your abdomen, still stomping and snarling and guzzling like there really is no tomorrow. For you, the party’s over. For the monster, it’s just getting started.

This shirt was designed by: Dale Hayward, who lives, draws, and animates in beautiful Montreal, Canada. Bonne Année! But why do you hate America, Dale?

Wear this shirt: today. Oh, wait. You can’t.

Don’t wear this shirt: and tell people the dinosaur’s drinking blood. That’s disgusting, and defamatory to dinosaurs.

This shirt tells the world: “Meteors didn’t kill the dinosaurs – it was cirrhosis.”

We call this color: The Bouquet Presents Notes Of Dinosaur Breath And Cranberry.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 23.000s
First Sucker:
scoobydude24
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Dino Wino by Dale Hayward
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