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Disappointing Gift

by Naolito

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 28 - Oct 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 25 - Oct 27
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Nov 2 - Nov 4
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An Ignoble Truth

Don't try to UNDERSTAND this shirt; let its complexity wash over you.

In Buddhist philosophy, reality is often interpreted as a coin with two sides. The enlightened individual is the one who can see both sides at once - nothingness and impermanence.

Similarly, with shirts such as this one it's important to hold many questions in your mind at once. For instance, is that actually the villain himself? Because we all know that he didn't turn evil until he was much older. Or is it a child who is dressed up like the villain? In that case, why does he actually think he's going to be getting a space station  as a present? Is he an idiot?

The TRUE answer is that it is neither of these explanations and both of these explanations at the same time. True understanding comes from holding both together in an enlightenment-inducing paradox. If you really want to get into that hardcore nirvana stuff, you could also add the paradox of why he thought a full-sized space station would be wrapped in a package the size of a basketball. Also, is it his birthday or Christmas? If it's Christmas why are we selling it in August. You see, every Shirt.Woot shirt is a veritable trove of mind-expanding contradictions. You're welcome.

If you don't feel like doing all of that you can just wear the shirt and feel comfy. Up to you.

Wear this shirt: over your sickly white skin.

Don't wear this shirt: until it is fully operational.

This shirt tells the world: "Hope springs eternal, but hope leads to hate..."

We call this color: it is your destiny - your slate.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 28.551s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Disappointing Gift by Naolito
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