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Disapproving Narwhal

by Annette Lauder

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 25 - Jun 27
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Horn and Scorn

You can’t spell “Narwhal” without “naw”

Nuh-uh. No way. No. That shrimp don’t swim.

Go sell that soapstone somewhere else, Nanook, ‘cause this cetacean doesn’t swing that way. No, siree. I think not.

Look, maybe it’s just me. I’ve been accused of being a cold fish from time to time. Which is not really taxonomically accurate, but I take the meaning. And I don’t want to be accused of throwing ice water on this idea just for the sake of it, but let’s be honest—I’m a narwhal. Have you seen where I live? Ice water is basically all I’ve got to offer.

Sure, different strokes for different folks. For me, for example, an up-and-down stroke of the peduncle and flukes. Strictly. That’s how I roll. As for you?

Well, I suppose you’ve do what you’ve gotta do. You’ve made your igloo, now sleep in it. Just know this one thing:

I do not approve.

Wear this shirt: to register your pointed disapproval. Get it? “Pointed?” Get it?

Don’t wear this shirt: swimming with narwhals. Do you know how cold it is in the Arctic Ocean? You’re going to want long sleeves for that, at least.

This shirt tells the world: “T(u)sk, t(u)sk, t(u)sk.”

We call this color: Asphault-Finding

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

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Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.000s
First Sucker:
MEGrubb
Last Wooter to Woot:
ezaustin

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Disapproving Narwhal by Annette Lauder
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