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Distraction Device

by Shadyjibes

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 28 - Oct 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 26
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

You dang millennials and your dang phones, always ignoring each other and tweeting in the snapspace!

Back in my day when we didn't want to look at someone on the train we had to read the paper! We read so many papers that they published papers two and three times a day! You had to buy the paper from a young child, because in my day they didn't have labor laws or mandatory schooling. And when you wanted to get to know someone who wasn't there next to you you had to write letters! And put those letters in a box! And hope to high heaven that the mailman doesn't lose your letter, so that MAYBE that person will write you back. And then you can write letters with them every day, but only getting their letters like three days after they wrote them. Not at all like these dang textual messages- so impersonal! In my day we did things the inefficient way- and that's how we liked it!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
43m 51.119s
First Sucker:
caseyengler1981
Last Wooter to Woot:
shadyjibes

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 88% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Distraction Device by Shadyjibes
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.