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Don't Judge Me

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 21 - Oct 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 19
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You're Yummy

We've all been there!

Oh, sure! You're all looking at me like I'm a monster, as if you guys are a bunch of saints. As if you haven't been in my exact position countless times before. As if you've never accidentally eaten your best friend. Pfft! Yeah right!

Look, you guys, I'm a carnivore. This is what I do. If it's meaty, I'm going to eat it. If you don't want to get eaten, it's easy: don't be meaty. Boom, done, it's that simple. I'm not going to go herbivore just because it's "in" right now. If I'm hungry, I'm going to eat whatever's around. That's another thing you can do to avoid getting eaten by me: don't be around.

That was Fred's problem. He was always around and he was always edible. And yeah, I liked him, and yeah he was like a brother to me, but look, you can't be acting all around and edible if you don't want to get eaten. It's like, look at fire. I can't eat that. It hurts. Or the clouds. I can't eat those. They're way far up there. So, if you don't want to get eaten, be more like the clouds or fire and less like Fred, okay?

And again, don't pretend you haven't been here yourselves. Let he who has not eaten his best friend cast the first stone. 

OUCH! Ow! Metaphorical stones, you guys! Not real stones! 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 53.227s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Don't Judge Me by walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.