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Don’t Mess With Me!

by CazKing

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 25 - Aug 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

It’s Not You, It’s T(-Shirts)

Please try to understand. I just have certain… needs. Clothing needs.

Don’t take it personally, okay? You’re a great guy. You’re sweet and thoughtful. I’ve never had someone treat me so well in life. All those lovely notes you sent me, the funny little pictures you’d send me during my day to keep my mood up, and all those nights of gazing out on to the horizon as the sunset, your arms wrapped around me… I’ve never felt more content, more secure in anyone’s love than I have with you. I mean that. Truly, I do.

But Greg… Well, Greg’s got a silly t-shirt with an alligator and some birds on it. Or is it a crocodile? Doesn’t matter, really. It’s still something you just can’t give me. So, I think it’s best that we end this now. You know, before one of us really gets hurt.

Oh, and did I mention my dad hates him? That earns a lot of points with me, too. Sorry, buddy.

Wear this shirt: as a stern warning to those who annoy you. Or carry a knife. Either one works.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you prefer Chocodiles to crocodiles.

This shirt tells the world: “Real crocodiles are dangerous, true, but the ones you really have to look out for are the cartoon ones.”

We call this color: It’s Too Slate For Apologies

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 59.000s
First Sucker:
lucydecesare
Last Wooter to Woot:
snave8701

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Don’t Mess With Me! by CazKing
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.