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Donut Panic!

by Capttylor34

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 24 - Sep 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Ich Bin Ein Murder

1st place in Derby #62: Panic!, with 937 votes!

You, you people, you’re really sick. Just look at how many of our current Reckoning shirts are about eating brains, for instance. Acquired Taste, If I Only Had A Brain, and Rule No. 1: Cardio are all cutified takes on the unimaginable horror of reanimated cannibalism.

But it's always been this way, hasn't it? You're still the same macabre degenerates who anointed this jelly-splattered horror as your very favorite shirt from Derby #62. What is wrong with you people? You see something cute and you must make it suffer? What kind of Law & Order: SVU crap is that? We’re sure you’re quiet folks, mostly keep to yourselves. But remind us never to let you cat-sit for us, OK?

Wear this shirt: to let those Krispy Kreme bastards know you’re not somebody to mess with.

Don’t wear this shirt: around us at breakfast time. Donuts are one of the few pleasures we have left. Don’t ruin it for us.

This shirt tells the world: “The pattern of injury clearly indicates that this wound was inflicted by a bear claw.”

We call this color: Cranberry Filling.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
zapdsl
Last Wooter to Woot:
jkalles

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Donut Panic! by Capttylor34
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.