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Dragon Bowl

by Mitohapa

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 20 - Jun 22
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 20
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Lucky Numbers: 9, 13, 77, 91

Master, I have traveled far. The journey was difficult.

The scene: A mountainside cavern in which an ancient mystic makes his home. A seeker from afar has made the long and difficult journey to this spot in hopes of receiving wisdom.

“Master, I have traveled for weeks to reach you. I nearly died on the mountain while climbing to this place. Please, tell me the meaning of all things.”

“Pea green soup.”

“Pea green… what?”

“My son, there is no question to which pea green soup does not provide a perfectly adequate answer. Let me demonstrate. I will pose to you a series of questions. You will answer each question with the phrase ‘pea green soup.’ I see you are confused. All will become clear. Let us begin. What is man’s most perfect meal?”

“Uh… pea green soup?”

Very good. Therefore, upon rising from your bed in the morning, what shall you eat to awaken your body?”

“Pea green soup?”

“Of course. And what shall you eat at noontime, when you break from your labors?”

“Pea green soup.”

“And what shall you sip for an end-of-day snack, before you hang up your working-tools?”

“Pea green soup.”

“And what shall provide your sustenance at dinner?”

“Pea green soup.”

“Yes, and of what shall you drink a bowlful before going to sleep?”

“Pea green soup.”

“And what will you probably do all night in bed?”

“Pe—hey! What is this, some kind of joke?”

“Presto, enlightenment.”

Wear this shirt: when you can’t pronounce the names on the menu, and just point to your torso.

Don’t wear this shirt: until you’ve mastered the chopsticks. Oyster sauce stains show up pretty good on white.

This shirt tells the world: “Every time I put this shirt on, I end up wanting to put another one on like half an hour later.”

We call this color: Like White On Rice

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Dragon Bowl by Mitohapa
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.