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by riffmaster18

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 19 - Dec 20
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 18
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3rd place in Derby #93: Double Take Derby #5, with 804 votes!

It’s Mad Ape Day ‘09! “Huh?” you say. But it’s no gag. May Ten is the day we all try to say it in one, or two, or one and two. You can see how I do it, can you not?

We dig a hot jam. Not “jam” as in the goo you get out of a jar (it’s OK too) but “jam” as in the hip, fly bit of the “Do Re Mi” you get on the FM tip. A hot one can get us to bop as if we are in the kid set, the way it was for us an eon ago!

If it’s a bad day for us, why let us get a bit of the Who in our ear, and it’s as if all is OK! Or if not the Who, we dig Yes, too. Or REM, or the Who, or Jay-Z, or K.C. and the Sun-Lit Mob. Rap, pop, R&B, ska… if we can do a jig to it, it’s OK by us!

Our one law is: If it’s so non-low it can get you to put thy paw set on thy ear set, YOU ARE TOO OLD!

Don it: so you can go out of thy pad, but not let all who see you see thy nip set.

Do not don it: on the day you get wed. OK, we get it, you do not yen to put a tux on. But do you not own a tie?

To put it on is to say: “I’ve got a big, big mp3 set on my PC (or Mac, if you are a Mac guy/gal).”

We say the hue is: Jet

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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