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Elephicanswim

by ndikol

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 22 - Oct 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 21
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

You guys need to know: I’m not your TYPICAL professor.

Hear me out, dudes. I have a theory.

Welcome to Advanced Anatomical Theory, one of the new Alternative Learning classes funded through the college’s community outreach program. My name’s Doug and I am proud to say I have absolutely zero training or education in the field. Questions?

“Uh, what?”

Exactly. Okay. Let’s talk whales, people. They’re f&*%ing huge, right? So I’m out windsurfing with my pal Micha and we, y’know, expanded our minds beforehand. Then it hit me, man. Whales are so big, y’know, what if like elephants were inside of them? Makes sense, right?

“What?”

“That makes no sense whatsoever.”

Think about it, guys. Think about the spout.

“What does that have to do with anything?”

Whales spout water, elephants spray water. Come on! It fits.

“Are you high, like, right now?”

Well I was until you guys started getting all heavy with the judgment.

Wear this shirt: If you’re the kind of person who likes something cute on the front of a shirt. Which, if you’re reading this, you probably are.

Don’t wear this shirt: On the open sea. It gets pretty chilly, and you’ll want a flotation device.

This shirt tells the world: “You’re all impressed with the vastness of outer space, but what about the fact that none of us have ever actually touched each other because of the gaps between our atomic structure? I’m talkin’ INNER SPACE, man.”

We call this color: Plenty of brown in the sea

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 7.000s
First Sucker:
elfdreamer
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter909824409

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Elephicanswim by ndikol
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.