A Shirt.Woot Classic Moment
We’re too caught up in the frenzied celebration of our 10th birthday to write about today's product. Check out this refurbi- uh, classic write-up.
The Geisel Go Crazy When They See This (June 2009)
Sam, if I could have a word?
This stuff you’re grilling—it’s absurd!
What would have been so bad about
Some plain old brats with sauerkraut?
You invite us over here,
You say “I’m set for meat; bring beer”
I guess this is the “meat” you meant?
This stinky, greenish excrement?
Hot dogs would have been OK
And I like chicken cooked this way
Or why not burgers made with cheese?
But no, you had to grill up THESE.
Dude, I’ve never seen green meat.
Is this what you want us to eat?
You have got some moxie, fella!
What if we get salmonella?
Of your green ham, I want none.
How do you know if it’s done?
What color is this stuff rare?
Do you know, Sam? Do you care?
This barbecue’s a big fiasco!
What is with this green tabasco?
And the eggs—what, they’re green, too?
Thanks but no thanks, Sam, screw you.
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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.
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Classic T-Shirt Fit:
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
- Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
- Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
- Manufactured In: Honduras
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
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Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
- Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
- Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
- Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
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