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Epic Battle

by jlegos

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 27 - Dec 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 27
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

You’re coming at me with an owl? Are you x%x$#ing serious?

3rd place in Derby #204: I ♥ Books!, with 864 votes!

Listen, kid. Get out of here before you hurt yourself. You’re &$%#ing with a real wizard, now, and I don’t want to have to deal with you.

“Hey old man, I beat Voldemort. And I died just to be able to do it.”

Volde what? Son I fought a Balrog for 10 days and died JUST SO I COULD HELP MY BUDDIES ON THEIR WALK. I’ve been alive for OVER TWO THOUSAND YEARS. What are you, 16?

“So? A Balrog’s not an evil wizard.”

No, it’s a friggin’ HELLFIRE DEMON. And if all we’re talking is wizards we’ve punked then I’ll put Sarumon up against that noseless weirdo you had such a hard time with.

“Sarumon was just a pawn! Just some guy following orders from a head honcho that you had to let some hobbits take care of!”

You SEE this?! This is Narya! You know what that is?! It’s one of the THREE ELVEN RINGS, punk!

“Well I have an Invisibility Cloak!”

Pssh. I had a ring that did the same thing. Know what I did with it?

“What?”

I GAVE IT TO A HOBBIT TO THROW INTO A VOLCANO. I’M GANDALF, $&^!

Wear this shirt: While arguing loudly with some other neckbeard about which wizard would win in a fight.

Don’t wear this shirt: If it’s going to inspire some skeezy slash fiction.

This shirt tells the world: “I have a 16-page dissertation on why the book is ALWAYS better than the movie. Would you like me to read it?”

We call this color: J.K. Browning meets J.R.R. Brownkien

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
melbean1012
Last Wooter to Woot:
jgoshorn

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Epic Battle by jlegos
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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